Toyota Corolla Car Bras
They say that no shirt and no shoes spells no service, but I've bought plenty of Slim Jims in nothing more than homemade pair of breeches and a mesh hat. While I have no problem strutting around in practically my birthday suit, I would never roll in my Corolla without first dressing it with a Toyota Corolla car bra. See, I just inherited said Toyota Corolla from my deceased grand mother (whooping cough), and I wasn't even on the road for fifteen minutes before a kicked-up stone gouged the hood. If I had been rolling with a Toyota Corolla bra, I wouldn't have had to waste my spare jerky money on a paint job.
These days, I don't drive anywhere without my Toyota Corolla car bra. Whether I'm heading on down to the 7-11 or to Circle-K, I won't even start the engine if my Toyota Corolla bra is not in place. Best of all, I always know that my Toyota Corolla bra is on because it's black and my hood is painted primer grey, so the colors contrast. And, I'm not ashamed to tell everyone that I meet about the benefits of picking up a Toyota Corolla car bra. You might run into me in line at the Arco Snack Station, and I'll talk your ear off about why you need a Toyota Corolla bra, and I won't stop until you get one.
Toyota Corolla Car Bras are Available for the Following Trims & Body Styles:
Toyota Corolla Base Car Bras
Toyota Corolla LE Car Bras
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Toyota Corolla S Car Bras
Toyota Corolla XLE Car Bras
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Toyota Corolla XRS Car Bras
Toyota Corolla CE Car Bras
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