Smart Wheel Spacers & Adapters

It has always been a dream of mine to bring my character Dr. Stink Fleaman to life as part of a low budget children's science hour. With the help of a green screen I could teach kids about space along with my wacky sidekick / alien Booter. It turns out that dream is over thanks to that court order keeping me 150 yards away from kid. But, I can still teach adults about the benefits of space in the form of installing a Smart wheel spacer on your vehicle. Gravity exists all around us and the more balanced it is, the better efficiency you'll experience in regards to vehicle handling and steering.

Stephen Hawking always rambles on about the time space continuum, but has he ever really stopped to study the quality price continuum? It is my theory that a superior product must be equaled by high prices but AutoAnything forms a wormhole, as the top-of-the-line Smart spacer is also priced at up to 40% less than the MSRP. Perhaps they will devote a team to this parallel once they've solved their current task of figuring out what that impenetrable metal on the inside of a Hot Pocket sleeve actually is.